{"id":210,"date":"2004-04-10T22:15:24","date_gmt":"2004-04-11T02:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=210"},"modified":"2004-04-10T22:15:24","modified_gmt":"2004-04-11T02:15:24","slug":"small-fame-in-the-globe-and-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/10\/small-fame-in-the-globe-and-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"small fame in the globe and mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I got printed in this week&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globeandmail.com\/\">Globe &amp; Mail<\/a> Challenge, where one had to <q>devise a brief joke that begins in the traditional way with someone or something going into a bar<\/q>. Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globeandmail.com\/servlet\/ArticleNews\/TPStory\/LAC\/20040410\/BKCHAL10\/\">my entry<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>A <a href=\"http:\/\/wordreference.com\/english\/definition.asp?en=gerund\">gerund<\/a> goes into a bar, and the bartender says, &#8220;What are you, drinking?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I got printed in this week&#8217;s Globe &amp; Mail Challenge, where one had to devise a brief joke that begins in the traditional way with someone or something going into a bar. Here&#8217;s my entry: A gerund goes into a bar, and the bartender says, &#8220;What are you, drinking?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[1743,1001,1360],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-sheesh","tag-gerund","tag-globeandmail","tag-joke"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-3o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}