{"id":1930,"date":"2005-01-28T22:21:30","date_gmt":"2005-01-29T03:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2005-01-28T22:22:13","modified_gmt":"2005-01-29T03:22:13","slug":"were-going-to-die-out-you-know-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/28\/were-going-to-die-out-you-know-that\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re going to die out, you know that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/v400-page.png\" alt=\"camera phone self-portrait mirror: we're going to be out-evolved soon\" \/><br \/>\nSigns of our impending extinction: that someone would expend effort to add a self-portrait mirror to a camera phone just so you can send pictures of yourself over the phone.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We&#8217;re all doomed, but some of us are more doomed than others.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&mdash; Robyn Hitchcock<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Signs of our impending extinction: that someone would expend effort to add a self-portrait mirror to a camera phone just so you can send pictures of yourself over the phone. We&#8217;re all doomed, but some of us are more doomed than others. &nbsp;&mdash; Robyn Hitchcock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1914,573,1182,1366],"class_list":["post-1930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-extinct","tag-hitchcock","tag-phone","tag-quote"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-v8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}