{"id":188,"date":"2004-03-26T08:18:49","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T12:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2004-03-26T08:18:49","modified_gmt":"2004-03-26T12:18:49","slug":"two-tater-tots-on-a-teeter-totter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/26\/two-tater-tots-on-a-teeter-totter\/","title":{"rendered":"two tater tots on a teeter-totter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"two tater tots on a teeter-totter\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/archives\/2tater.png\" width=\"264\" height=\"160\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n&hellip;&nbsp;as Catherine would call them, anyway. Me, I&#8217;d say, &#8220;Two potato croquettes on a see-saw&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&hellip;&nbsp;as Catherine would call them, anyway. Me, I&#8217;d say, &#8220;Two potato croquettes on a see-saw&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[874,293,1737],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-catherine","tag-palm","tag-potato"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-32","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}