{"id":1842,"date":"2004-11-30T12:45:06","date_gmt":"2004-11-30T17:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=1842"},"modified":"2004-11-30T12:45:06","modified_gmt":"2004-11-30T17:45:06","slug":"the-accidental-terrorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/30\/the-accidental-terrorist\/","title":{"rendered":"The Accidental Terrorist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Catherine and I flew from Toronto to Kansas City on Friday night. Crossing the US border is always a pain at the best of times, but now with mandatory fingerprinting and photo-taking, it&#8217;s even worse.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t think much when my carry-on caused the scanner to throw a conniption, since there was all sorts of digital camera and GPS trickery inside. What made me gasp was that they exclaiming, &#8220;He&#8217;s got <em>keys<\/em> in there!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So they took me aside, and asked me to open up the top pocket of my luggage. The agent dug out my keys, and turned them over in her hand. I blanched when I realised that my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.swisstechtools.com\/pr_utili.htm\">Swiss+Tech\u00c2\u00ae Utili-Key\u00c2\u00ae<\/a> was still on my keyring. I just about passed out when she dropped the keys back in my bag, and told me to be on my way.<\/p>\n<p>The Utili-Key\u00c2\u00ae, if you don&#8217;t know it, is a tiny multi-tool that looks a bit like a key, and clips onto your keyring. Its main feature is that it has a very sharp, 4.5cm blade on it:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/utilikey.jpg\" alt=\"Swiss+Tech\u00c2\u00ae Utili-Key\u00c2\u00ae\" \/><br \/>\nYou might be able to hurt someone with it. It&#8217;s certainly a lot more fierce than the nail clippers or knitting needles they&#8217;ve been confiscating.<\/p>\n<p>It was a complete accident that this was in my hand luggage. It wasn&#8217;t any attempt to prove a point, discredit border security, or anything more than an oversight. I guess my terrorist appearance potential is pretty low (unless you&#8217;ve seen my OHIP photo card). Flying with your partner on a wee regional jet is also hardly  known terrorist scenario (unless Catherine&#8217;s secretly joined the direct-action brigade of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merchedywawr.com\/\">Merched y Wawr<\/a> [<em>literally &#8220;Daughters of Dawn&#8221;<\/em>]). But if an entirely harmless Quaker wind farm designer can get a blade on to a plane, I can&#8217;t help but wonder what someone more determined could do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How I got a knife on an Air Canada flight from Toronto to the USA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[1873,1872],"class_list":["post-1842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","category-o-canada","tag-flight","tag-knife"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-tI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}