{"id":13960,"date":"2017-05-08T22:29:48","date_gmt":"2017-05-08T22:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/08\/i-wouldnt-eat-that-if-i-were-you\/"},"modified":"2017-05-09T08:51:40","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T12:51:40","slug":"i-wouldnt-eat-that-if-i-were-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/08\/i-wouldnt-eat-that-if-i-were-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I wouldn&#8217;t eat that if I were you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BT2tjoxlNOm4k9GO6TDVJmOATU1vgkvrkSVVIg0\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"insta-image\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/1494296988.jpg\" alt=\"I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t eat that if I were you\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(a far less tasty Deep Dream-ified version of <a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/27\/a-pickle-is-technically-a-side-salad-amirite\/\">A pickle is technically a side salad, amirite?<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Instagram filter used: Normal<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BT2tjoxlNOm4k9GO6TDVJmOATU1vgkvrkSVVIg0\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">View in Instagram \u00e2\u2021\u2019<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wouldn&#8217;t eat that if I were you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13961,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[2935,2687,1051],"class_list":["post-13960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-photo","tag-deepdream","tag-instagram","tag-meat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/1494296988.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-3Da","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13960"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13964,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13960\/revisions\/13964"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}