{"id":139,"date":"2004-02-06T09:37:56","date_gmt":"2004-02-06T13:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2004-02-06T09:37:56","modified_gmt":"2004-02-06T13:37:56","slug":"i-vant-to-drink-you-alls-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/06\/i-vant-to-drink-you-alls-blood\/","title":{"rendered":"I vant to drink you-all&#8217;s blood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"vert.carter.ap.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/archives\/vert.carter.ap.jpg\" width=\"220\" height=\"242\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nHave you ever noticed that Jimmy Carter has pointy, pointy teeth? In the above photo (copyright <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ap.org\/\">AP<\/a>, used without permission, taken from a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/\">CNN<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/EDUCATION\/01\/30\/georgia.evolution\/\">story about Georgia wanting to claim that evolution never happened<\/a> <em>[politeness prevents me cracking the obvious joke]<\/em>, don&#8217;t sue me) he&#8217;s kinda got that Transylvanian thing going on.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;ve always liked Jimmy&nbsp;&mdash; he was the first US president that I was old enough to really remember what he did&nbsp;&mdash; but by the looks of this picture, I&#8217;d have the garlic handy if he ever came visiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever noticed that Jimmy Carter has pointy, pointy teeth? In the above photo (copyright AP, used without permission, taken from a CNN story about Georgia wanting to claim that evolution never happened [politeness prevents me cracking the obvious joke], don&#8217;t sue me) he&#8217;s kinda got that Transylvanian thing going on. Don&#8217;t get me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[996,1715,1716],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-evolution","tag-jimmy_carter","tag-vampire"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-2f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}