Recipe: Hurled Eggs

From Phil Austen’s The Big Jewel:

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HURLED EGGS

Submitted by: Tandom Koolzip of Peeorhea, Indianolapolis

“This is a recipe that was tossed to me by someone claiming to be my grandmother.”

Preparation time: Instantaneous

INGREDIENTS:

Eggs
Someone to throw eggs at

That’s all she wrote. In old-fashioned script.

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