we’re shite and we … invented the modern world

(a rant for St Andrew’s Day)

It must have been great to be part of the Scottish Enlightenment. This wee country seemed to blossom, from a muddy backwater to a world leader in economics, philosophy, mathematics and engineering.

And yet, for the average Scot, all that was a long time ago. All it seems we can manage now is to churn out neds by the million. So how did we get from the place described (rather breathlessly) in Arthur Herman’s How The Scots Invented The Modern World to the place where the football fans chant “We’re Shite, And We Know We Are.“?

Urban disenfranchisement of the formerly agrarian workforce, perhaps? Who can say. We even chose the darkest, grimmest part of the year for our national day (hint: St Jean-Baptiste would make a smashing national day …). So, have a happy St Andy’s, get properly munted, and wha’s like us, eh?

2 thoughts on “we’re shite and we … invented the modern world”

  1. I have nothing to add or suggest here, but did find one thing entertaining (in my little head): I can just see “Urban disenfranchisement of the formerly agrarian workforce perhaps? Who can say” as part of a little monologue by Palin in a standard spoof documentary in a Monty Python show (a la the Dinsdale brothers piece).

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